Monday, March 29, 2010

Deal or no Deal

Saturday night was starting to wind down and we were all a little tired. Ry was playingX-box and I was watching some mindless t.v. I decided to get out our Deal or no Deal game for the DVD. I called for kaylee cause well, frankly I was to lazy to get up. i wanted to play the 2 player version with her. so i explained it to her : "okay so, you know the show that we sometimes watch ?? ya!! okay, it is just like that, so the whole idea is to see how much money we can win. we pick cases and then decide DEAL OR NO DEAL. Kaylee:" well I have already decided I'm not taking less then 452,000". Mom:" we haven't even started yet". Kaylee:" I know I just want what I want". Mom: "well I cant argue that kind of logic". Any way I went first and right away knock out the million dollar case. (Like the title says that's how I roll) anyway kaylee was doing great so the time came to pick either the case you picked @ the beginning of the game or to switch. My choices were 100,000 dollars or 75'000 . kaylee had a choice between 25.00 or 400.000 bucks we made our fate full decisions and I walked away with 100,000 and kaylee with 400,000. so we laughed and turned off the game and Kaylee says: so, 400,000 dollars huh?? well, when will they be delivering the money??? Well it is my fault I did say it is just like the game on TV. If this is how things work then the monopoly guy owes me billions!!!!!

Thursday, March 11, 2010

Is it okay to laugh @ church??

okay so here it goes Chrissy this is just for you !!!!!
so For the past 2 years I have been blessed to live directly across the street from my big brother and big sister. Yes I know what you are all thinking.... are you starting a cult?...and you would be right!! but, if you are thinking of joining we will make you eat a raw chicken on your first visit. So, living by the sibs has its benefits, like always having someone to sit by at church. which as you all know that means double the children and of course more snacks to go around. but, with all of this closeness comes complete and utter chaos. for example: My sister little guy was playing with a plastic woody doll.( you know the one from Toy Story) anyway Right away I make an obsrevation that this particular woody doll has by far the biggest boots I have ever seen!!!!! way out of porportion for the actual size of the doll. So, naturally I start to quietly laugh ....lean foreward over the pew and say "man!!!!! that doll has some big ol boots." and my sister without turning her head says: "well, you know what they say....the bigger the boots..." so i chuckle to myself and My sweet little daughter says" mom, so the bigger the boots the bigger the woody?" well..... Ha ha I could not help myself . so to avoid being stared at by the other members in the congregation our whole 2 rows put there heads down and start doing that bobbing up and down laugh. Of course the kids have no idea why the adults are laughing. And I would like to keep it that way. Why do all the best gut busting laughs happen at the quietest times during church?? Because God has blessed us with the gift of laughter. now my dirty mind ..... well, that is all my sisters fault. ( did you honestly think I was going to take the blame for laughing in church??)