to my surprise I woke up this morning to 2 kids calling me mom. Wait!what?? who are these people?? I just dear johned my missionary for my sexy hott boyfriend Ryan. I still have nice boobs and a great butt. I wonder what ryan wants to do after I get off work tonight??...........But, wait I just looked into the mirror and remembered that I am 30, (ahhhhhhh) but, these people belong to me. they are my beautiful kids. I remember now!!!Their names are kaylee and jaxon. now who is the father??...... Wait that sexy man in the other room watching the utes game is Ryan he is my husband. to my dismay the mirror is a full length mirror...Where is my great butt?? my boobs ??.oh well who cares. I may not be 20 anymore but, to me that is not what is important. I love these 2 kids that insist on waking me up at the crack of dawn, my husband whos kisses can still leave me breathless and giggly like it was our first . this is my life and yes I am 30 and it can only get better from here.
to my surprise I woke up this morning to 2 kids calling me mom. Wait!what?? who are these people?? I just dear johned my missionary for my sexy hott boyfriend Ryan. I still have nice boobs and a great butt. I wonder what ryan wants to do after I get off work tonight??...........But, wait I just looked into the mirror and remembered that I am 30, (ahhhhhhh) but, these people belong to me. they are my beautiful kids. I remember now!!!Their names are kaylee and jaxon. now who is the father??...... Wait that sexy man in the other room watching the utes game is Ryan he is my husband. to my dismay the mirror is a full length mirror...Where is my great butt?? my boobs ??.oh well who cares. I may not be 20 anymore but, to me that is not what is important. I love these 2 kids that insist on waking me up at the crack of dawn, my husband whos kisses can still leave me breathless and giggly like it was our first . this is my life and yes I am 30 and it can only get better from here.
this one made me cry :) can't wait to come home for christmas!!!
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